Got a call from the COMPANY today. It was Silky himself.
Tony: Loco, my man, how are you?
Me: Been better…what’s up?
Tony: Well, it’s that time of year again: Contract renewals!
Me: I’m in…just send it over…
Tony: Don’t you want to know about your raise?
Me: If you care to share…I know your time is valuable.
Tony: You know, Loco…sometimes I get the feeling you don’t like me very much…
Me: Tony, my man, sometimes I get the feeling it’s not your job to be liked and it’s not my job to like you.
Tony: Touché! Well, we got an extra 10000 yen for you.
Me: Thanks. Is that per year or per month?
Tony: You’re a funny guy!
Me: Can’t lose our sense of humors in this man’s land now can we?”
Tony: Truer words have never been spoken Loco…
Me: Let me ask you something, Tony.
Me: Student with…let’s just say mental issues…brings a knife to school and gets a slap on the wrist…
Tony: Is this hypothetical?
Me: Yeah…a student hypothetically pulled a hypothetical knife on another student and received a hypothetical slap on the wrist last week…
Tony: Ok ok ok…
Me: So…my question is: if that student pulls a knife on me and I accidently put her through a wall, what would happen to me?
Tony: Hypothetically speaking, your contract renewal and raise would become hypothetical…
Me: I see.
Tony: But, personally, Loco, I’d be behind you 100%!
Me: You don’t know how warm and fuzzy that makes me feel…
Tony: You’re a funny guy! I didn’t know that…Anyway, congratulations!
Me: Yeah, thanks. Later.